"Did you know Moses was the first man in history to download information from the cloud onto two tablets without WiFi?"

"There is a king size bed and a queen size bed, what would their child be? An heir mattress!"

"I asked a voice actor to help me record something, and he had the Audacity to help me. And I was like “DAW that’s sounds sweet”."

"What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad."

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